Model Alessandra Ambrosio with her friends were playing volley at the beach on Saturday afternoon in Santa Monica, 09/16/2018. The model opts for athletic shorts with her bikini top when it comes time for some serious volleyball playing.
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Volley gets spiked into her face, knocks her unconscious before she hits the ground along her neck. Boom. Dead
You're a real ray of sunshine on this fine woman, aren't you? Calm down mate and just enjoy the athleticism. I would mind her bouncing up and down like that on me...
Right, I have to be very careful what I say here.
So... she seems very lovely and I'd like to kiss her (just on the cheek). And then I'd ask if she would be my girlfriend and she'd say no, but I'd understand, 'cause I'm a loser.
And James, please don't talk to me because it upsets Sinsy.
Jeremy, I'll talk to you and you seem awfully sedate for some reason. Don't tell me you're mellowing with old age. After everything I have seen and experienced from inside and outside your window, I dare say that you are the type to go out literally in a blaze of glory... and it explains why you want me to now get pyro-technical (or perhaps even pyro-maniacal) with my rectal zygmoidascope. Trust me I am fine with this and I'm sure it will even give the evenings a touch of much needed circus atmosphere, providing no one gets singed too much.
And don't worry about Sinsy. Since I started dismissing him as nothing more than an anal terrorist, he seems to be happy with his lot in life. Fuck him, I say... but not literally...
Hey JC, after seeing these photos I'm heading back to Greggs for a wank.
Sorry to see you're not feeling yourself!! Fnah fnah. I've got just the thing to cheer you up.
I spent the weekend cutting out all our saved cereal packs and sticking them together with masking tape (well actually a mix of spit, poo, and jizz).
What I've done is biro'd a life-size Liza Appleton, naked and rooting in the forest, just as nature intended. Hammond doesn't like it, but it only has a couple of 'stains' on it. It's yours, JC. And the bottle of ketchup the neighbour's dog pulled out my ass.
Shorts?! It must be that time of the month, and damned if I care, I'd pull that tampon string out with my fucking teeth!
WORLD CLASS MILF!
I have a new volleyball somewhere in my attic. I want to introduce it to her and blow it up inside her pussy. Just to stretch out that pelvic floor a bit, you know... Making her into a little dropper.
That is one flat ass
To paraphrase Monty Python, in talking about the boners this woman gives me:
Here comes another one...
get this fuckin giraffe out of here