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  1. Drunken Stepfather

    I'm not a gamer, but I did have a PlayStation in 1998 that some girl who let me pee on her gave me as a gift…

    With that PlayStation, I played Tony Hawk Pro Skater – where one of the characters was skater boy Chad Muska – the cool guy with the backpack that had a built-in stereo system because he was so into music, bro…. I think he may have even gone on to do the DJ thing along with everyone else. I know he owned a shoe company called SUPRA and C1RCA… and I guess got pretty rich off that… I don’t know why I remember anything about 1998… but I will say that it must have to do with early onset Alzheimer’s… because I’ve been having a lot of detailed memories of the 90s… while not being able to articulate a sentence or remember to wipe my ass… it’s a trade-off I guess… vivid glory days of a drunken idiot…

    That said, I am assuming Beate Muska is his daughter. Check out her panties. What a sloozy bitch.

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    1. Canadia

      I can see the snow is still head deep up that Canadian mountain. Keep drinking that Canadian hooch and keep knocking one out to sweaty Beaty. I guess that's a hobby in Canada!

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