Britney Spears just went all in on Instagram with a super cheeky and fully naked snap! She ain’t holding back. This pop queen is showing off everything, leaving nothing to the imagination. It’s a bold move, but hey, that’s Britney for ya. She’s always been one to push boundaries and break the internet.
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/britneyspears/
Granted her ass looks not too bad. But those eyes say she's on the express to crazy town and I would not wanna hitch a ride on that train.
She is always fuckable
Crazy is always fuckable. If you are ready to deal with the after effects.
Would fuck.
What I've caught of her memoir (my wife's been intermittently listening to the audiobook the last few evenings) has been interesting. Her feminism is very pre-#MeToo. There's no mention of "sexualization" or "the male gaze" for instance. She fucks a 17 year old at 14 and never invokes the charge of "grooming." Maybe that'll change in the last hour of the book, but thus far it's been fucking refreshing to imagine a world without #MeToo, where feminists could do their thing and talk their shit without the neo-puritan fascist misandry of feminism today.
One thing Britney does mention is being creeped out by older males "leering" at her at her freshman shows, seeing her as a Lolita fantasy come to life. She noticed me!
#FreePalestine
#IStandWithRussia
Obviously, undressed like this, she’s about to run off into the sand dunes to fuck some older guy like Harvey Weinstein so as to aid her career again. Well, good luck with that, you silly fucking biaitch…
No doubt she will end up at the docks of San Fran blowing sailors for 5 US dollars (STD included) in a pink little dress. I see a bright future for her
She will never undercut Spankmaster. I am afraid you will still have to queue.
Dockie, just stick to fucking yourself to death with Russel Brand and everything will be fine...
Dockie, just stick to fucking yourself to death with Russel Brand and everything will be fine…
Faggots Big Mick, the Real SJ and Peter Dobson will not be commenting this weekend. They are locked in Spankmasters basement subsisting entirely on his cum. They are awaiting Spankmasters Weekend Anal Armageddon.
Dockie, just to repeat, just stick to arse fucking yourself and Russell Brand to death and everything will be fine, at least for you…
Her career will skyrocket again when she starts an OnlyFans. She doesn't even need to at that point. If she shows her tits and face without covering the goodies up, a couple of million men worldwide would gladly pay 20 bucks to see her naked. Twenty, times some millions.
She always did have a nice fat booty.
Absolutely booty-ful
Reading an early draft of Brittany's book and she discusses that she was upset about breaking up with Justin partly because she had just helped him resolve his premature ejaculation issue. Apparently, Justin got her pregnant after a 7-second lovemaking session.
She goes on to reveal that Justin said the problem returned after seeing Janet Jackson's titties.
Get back to the pizzeria where you belong. Otherwise, you’ll get arrested for certain crimes best left unsaid…
Another interesting story you'd relate to Spankmaster was when Sam's mother told Brittany that when Sam was a baby, he refused to breastfeed or take milk from a standard baby's bottle. In desperation, she had to go to the local sex toy store and buy a penis-shaped drink bottle, which Sam loved and continued to use until his late teens.
I hear Spanker was the same!
Dockie, just stick to fucking yourself to death with Russel Brand and everything will be fine…
You may not know this Andrew. But Spankmaster was raised in a house full of faggots. Without any tits to suckle, baby Spankmaster suckled cock. He has not changed.
I've been following the Spankmaster vs Dick Doctor back and forth with lots of amusement for quite some time. Whereas I usually find Spankmaster's roasts of DD to be funnier, I have to admit, Dickie, this comment about SM being raised in a house full of faggots made me laugh out loud and spit out my drink. You win 2 pts for that reply ;-)
With comments like that I see Spankmaster in your future. And up your ass. Analeze and icecubes are also in your future.
Big MicK tells a similar story about Spankmaster :-( Spankmaster is like '7 seconds, wow'
Dockie, just stick to fucking yourself to death with Russel Brand and everything will be fine…
Big Mick himself is described by Spankmaster as having a massive fat ass. He says he loves pounding that ass. It's like a ride on a bouncy castle with your cock dangling in a bucket full of BBC cum.
Dockie, just stick to fucking yourself to death with Russel Brand and everything will be fine…
Hopefully this is the start of full-frontal exposure. She's way past due.
Should have over 20 years ago
Not gonna happen on Instagram, naked ass is the most they allow. Like most things American, they are fine with the part of the body shit comes out of, but afraid of the parts of the body that create and nourish life.
Wake me up when she does a porn
So in the last hour she mentions being "sexualized", basically to argue in not so many words that other people "sexualized" her so she feels empowered by "sexualizing" herself on Instagram. Hopefully OF is next. Her spoiled bratty sons will whine either way so she might as well not content herself with half measures. I want to see solo videos.
More important than her single use of the word "sexualized" is that Britney doesn't make even a single #MeToo claim in the entire book. I don't think she so much as accused ANYONE of even making a lewd comment to her. It's extraordinary that in a 2023 memoir from a woman who became famous as a teenager and was regarded for years as being among the most desired women in the world (when she was pretending to be a virgin she was probably legitimately the single most desired woman in the world) there are no #MeToo allegations at all. She can't be praised enough for that choice.
#FreePalestine
#IStandWithRussia
Mentally ill psycho everyone either mocks or worships/makes excuses for. I'll never understand it.
If only it was 20 years ago.
Great ass for her age. Or any age. The butthole eyes are a bit worrying though. Darker shadows than Pete Davidson.
Well preserved. Still, DON'T!
By the way, I noticed that very few posts generate over 10 replies. I guarantee that if you start posting men and their genitals, your daily traffic will increase significantly. I know I will be a lot more active here and I know many of these fellas will start posting on a daily basis. Please take my suggestion to heart.
#FreePalestine
#IStandWithRussia
This has to be a fake post, Severin is a big perv for hot young chicks. Also, Crapper please do not post dudes and that includes trannies. Do what HawtCelebs does.
Spankmaster, Big Mick, the Real SJ and Peter Dobson would then alone boost viewing figures into the billions of hours. They would of course require hi-def asshole shots.
Dockie, just stick to fucking yourself to death with Russel Brand and everything will be fine…
Your Russel Brand homosexual obsession is maturing nicely. FYI, I'm pretty sure he's not even slightly gay. Like the Doctor, it's the pussy highway.
The only pussy highway you are on is the one that involves fucking an extremely rabid bull queer tiger that really enjoys mangling its meat before he fucks it. No doubt you and ultimate cum-and-shit-loving boyfriend Russell Brand will fuck yourselves to death over this pussy highway experience. Good luck dying...
I see you have released the Bull Queer Tiger? Have you sucked the Bull Queer Gorillas and Bull Queer Elephants dry?
Hate to ruin this for you guys, but look at the shadow of the photographer on the sand. Look at the weird goblin ears and tiny pin head he has... Creepy. Happy Halloween, Lads, enjoy getting distracted from your fap by thinking about the malformed beast taking the Britney arse pics for you.
The last time this abject bitch could even be considered remotely fuckable was as an 18-year-old virgin. And even then... meh
Nice ass, hope we get to see the rest, uncovered !!!!
If I wasn't giving the Kardashian sisters more cock than they can handle, I'd be sorting out Britney's MILF quim.
Dockie, you've seen more knobs than a locksmith and now that you have Russel Brand fucking your arse and vice versa, you wouldn't know what to do with a quim even for one to ever have the pitying need to sit on your face and give you a good rub. Just stick to fucking yourself to death and everything will be fine...
You should know that I don't just deliver 10" on the slack to the Kardashian sisters. I deliver "Doctor Gold Sealed" quality. Britney could probably not handle so many orgasms. Poor girl.
Dockie, just stick to fucking yourself to death with Russel Brand and everything will be fine…
Dockie
I'm not surprised your ass is fucking the Kardashians and Bruce Jenner. Which of them has the biggest cock, is it Kim or Bruce?
Britney might be crazy but she isn't letting some degenerate fag like you touch her. Keep riding the shit highway Dockie, I fear for all goats and donkeys that come into contact with you.
BIG SLUT
Why is her hair always so mangled looking, and why does she always look like she's been wearing the same eye makeup for days on end?
Looks like a crack head.