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1. Professor Wank November 8, 2018 at 2:31 pm

   I've always thought chicken wings were overrated. 4.5 out of 10

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   1. Professor Wank November 8, 2018 at 8:11 pm

      ...and I was down in the hood yesterday when my butt buddies, Nil Points and Spankmaster, wanted to take turns sucking each other off. We laughed and laughed cuz someone said chicken wings are huge in comparison to our tiny cock. Hahaha. Didn't stop us from our mission however. In unison, we said....Grrr....wack the tiny little wiener....wiener spitzel...activate.

      Best 5 seconds we ever had. Now, we can all focus on our attention whoring with more useless comments for our adoring fans.

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      1. Professor Wank November 8, 2018 at 9:12 pm

         Hello Pseudo Spankmaster. When you say 'down in the hood' you really mean 'down in the pig pen shovelling shit!' Fortunately, Mr. Spankmaster and I weren't able to join you in a little light petting with 'Doris,' your preferred piggy date. No, we were giving Ms. Cara Devine some deep penetration therapy, achieving full airtightness with the use of Spankmaster's thumb. PS you might actually like this snooty girl as she has that same 'dog shit sniffing' look.

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2. BigBadBarry November 8, 2018 at 3:18 pm

   I've always had a thing for her, she just looks like she would be an absolute dirty whore in the bedroom.

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3. Donnie Drumpf November 9, 2018 at 4:38 am

   I get the feeling she'd be wild in bed too, but only if I were a young girl with heroin.

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