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      1. Dieter

        How many fucking alts do you have? You must have given up 'stroking' strange dogs to have so much time.

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        1. His number of alts is inversely proportional to number of real life friends.

          What a tragic cunt, talking to himself on a shitty porn site and thinking he's a comedy genius/hero for doing so.

          Sad really...

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          1. Duh

            From the dufus with the fake names. Still it beats your stupid useless comments any day. Someone triggered? Why yes they are.

    1. Nacho

      Should someone so obese, with a front butt so enormous it should become your namesake, really be giving diet advice?

      Also, weren't you talking about sucking cock above? Pick a lane, dude.

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  1. Cesar Millan

    1. Dog: "Damn, her feet are dirty." 2. Dog: "Does she know?" 3. Dog: "Are you going to tell her?"

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  2. JrSalami

    I don't know... I think she photoshops her ASS... in some pics it's nice/round/plump, in others it's just nice/long/flat...

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    1. nutsforsluts

      I'm just fucking around with y'all. Actually, Emily is the most beautiful and charming woman I've ever had the unique pleasure to meet.

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  3. RelentlessOnanism

    She's a skinny little thing, but you've got to hand it to her, she's got an amazing ass on her.

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  4. Front butt

    Looks like the effervescent white knight is out in full force. Keep fighting the good fight. You sir are FABULOUS!!!!

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    1. Shazbot

      Above you call yourself a "weak suck faggot" and say she's "one fine ass woman." Pick a fucking lane, bro.

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  5. zed redd

    She has no talent. She had no personality and her husband is a fucking loser who doesn't pay his rent and makes movies which SUCK. He's a fucking twit too.

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