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    1. Real SJ

      Last Photo - Doctor Dick assuming the position for the approaching Varsity Football Team, as they pass around the Vaseline for a smoother anal investigation of his puckered asshole with their meaty members.

      Even the Punter gets his turn.

      Dickie was voted "Most Likely to Get a Venereal Disease" in his High School Yearbook.

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      1. Spankmaster

        Thank you, Real SJ. I must only add that Russell Brand will be supplying the pineapple that will be going in the most obvious place, never to return from its incredibly spiky anal adventures..l

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        1. Doctor Dick

          News Just In: Following Spain's recent legalization of bestiality, Spankmaster, the Real SJ, Big ? Mick and Peter Dobson are relocating there. They are said to be investing heavily in a donkey sanctuary, a cage full of gorillas and an elephant farm :-(

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          1. Doctor Dick

            I just report the news! Don't shoot the messenger. Speaking of which, I hear the 'Cock Suckers Weekly' exposé reveals the only thing 'Big' about 'Mick' is the size of his arsehole gape when he thinks about Spankmaster! All the latest news.

          2. Spankmaster

            Dockie, just fuck off and die and take Russell Brand with you, as you know you desperately want to. There we are, both problem solved and reality check, free of charge…

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