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    1. James Fucking May

      What the fuck Clarkson, I thought we were buddies. You've been hiding her minge photos in your sock drawer. I only got to see the gaping sphincter shots, though a bit 'art house' for me. There's not even a rectal zygmoidoscope.

      PS I owe the Spank-man a debt of thanks. Before I knew him, if the Doc had said 'Nurse, grease up the zygmoidoscope - extra wide', I'd have sat there thinking, 'that sounds interesting!!' Let's just say now I have my running shoes on.

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      1. Jeremy Fucking Clarkson

        What are you talking about James? You saw this one’s minge last month outside Flares in Scunthorpe. We were in the alley by the Biffa bins, and she just dropped her pants and said “get Spunky’s vaginal probe and get a look at this”. Don’t you remember? You jammed it in and we couldn’t get it back out - Mrs C had to bring the WD 40 and wasn’t best pleased about being woken so late, even though it was an emergency.

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        1. James Fucking May

          Wow Spanky is going all out to impress the girls. A rectal zygmoidascope AND a vaginal probe. He is one smooth bastard.

          I do vaguely remember but I blacked out and was hallucinating. Don't you remember, Lisa Appleton had me pinned and was grinding her smoking minge in my face. She had only washed it a month ago but the fumes were like !!! there is no word. I can still only see out of one eye.

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          1. James Fucking May

            Hey JC, you would think with all the 'work' she's doing Maitland could afford a color TV.

            'Pink eye'? That was my 'brown eye', it's not like I wasn't taking a shit at the time. I love that girl but she is a thick cunt. Romance is just wasted on some people JC.

  1. Spankmaster

    Are we supposed to get excited about jerking off to a reflection in a mirror? And all because this ultimately worthless whore is somehow famous? My only statement to that is fuck that for a joke... and I don't mean it literally...

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  2. LuLu

    this is all about that witch thing their mom is caught up in

    google it, they're into that kinda of ignorant white people shit

    voodooing black dudes to fuck her girls

    tell em to hoe themselves

    classic americans

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