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1. Dark D March 30, 2021 at 1:58 pm

   I have no dick (unless you count the one in my mouth or the one in my ass).

   I have two dicks!

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   1. Dark D March 30, 2021 at 4:40 pm

      No, you have three, you just didn't count the one on your head. Given how slow you are, this is understandable.

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      1. Dark D March 30, 2021 at 4:45 pm

         Good one? Keep slaving, cunt!

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         1. Dark D March 30, 2021 at 5:43 pm

            This is your understanding of what a slave is:

            You: "I'm the lord of all plants because I told them to grow."

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            1. Dark D March 30, 2021 at 7:10 pm

               Good one?

               Keep slaving, cunt!
            2. Dark D March 30, 2021 at 9:37 pm

               You know Dark D better than anyone.

               Bravo.
            3. Dark D March 30, 2021 at 9:37 pm

               Still haven’t learned that having my name doesn’t make you me. (this is what I meant by teaching you is a chore). To be clear You’re your own unique brand of stupid that nobody could replicate even if they tried.
            4. Dark D March 31, 2021 at 12:41 am

               Yup. Winning.
            5. Dark D March 31, 2021 at 1:48 am

               You haven't won a single thing in your life. That much is clear.
            6. Spankmaster March 31, 2021 at 4:00 am

               As a universal mediator to this interesting polemical discussion, I think fraudulent Dark D needs to look at his forehead to be entranced by the bright red laser light that's currently there. Then there will be a pop, a wet feeling, and you finally being butt fucked by Satan for the rest of eternity.

               There you are, your life now has some meaning...
            7. Dark D April 1, 2021 at 12:55 am

               That’s Dark D, alright.
2. Sideshow Boob March 30, 2021 at 4:02 pm

   I'm going to need to see her pussy.

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