Lindsay Lohan is back in the beautiful island of Mykonos for her summer vacation, 06/17/2019. The 32-year-old star, donning a Gucci swimsuit, hop onboard a boat with the assistance of a few crew members.
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Huh, she's not dead. Good for her.
Are you sure? How can you tell? Her eyes look pretty dead to me.
There isn't a single pic showing her eyes, she is wearing dark glasses, yet her eyes look dead to you? lmao
Holy shit! She's only 32? I was thinking she's still not too bad for 45ish.
You can smell the aids.
Umm...dayam!
I actually don't know who's paying for her horrible body... crack whore slut full of aids
Face of a 45 year old boozer and the body of a sixty-three year old abused hooker with fake tits smoking at least three packs a day. *WOOF*
Her tits are real incel-boi
The first picture really reminds me of her infamous pantyless upskirt where we saw her bald pussy for the first time. The pose was very similar, I wonder if she is wearing panties now.
She's as hot as the crack pipe she hit last night.
There was a time when she was hot as fuck. There was also a time when a flip phone was the height of technology. Unfortunately for her, both of those times are far in the past.
Is it possible to "go on vacation" when you never actually do anything to need a vacation from?
Excluding rumored people and women, according to whodateswho.com, Lindsay Lohan has slept with at least 67 guys that we know of. By the rules of the Dick stack test, you have to take the average penis size of her country of origin from root to tip, which is 6.5 inches, and multiply it by the number of guys she slept with. That gives you 435.5 inches, 36.29 feet, or 11.06 meters. This is 2.76, almost 3 stories high. Standing on a platform that high and forced to jump, there is a better than average chance of death.
She failed the dick-stack-test and may thus be officially labeled a slut.
One of those cocks [50 Cent] was also black, thus she is definitely a race traitor.
So guys and especially white guys, remember that she has no ability to pair bond left. She's only good for a pump and dump.
Not sure where you are getting the 6.5 inches from, but in the US the average penis size is under 6 inches.
Love the facts you spout, but please understand that as she has slept with this many men (and quite possibly, half as many women) and was under the use of serious drugs, then she is hardly the poster person for playing it safe either in smoking or laying pipe. You left out the increased chance statistic of her having contracted some serious communicable diseases, most vitally AIDS. Smell your panties dear, as the infection you have will stink worse and worse than a whaling station at low tide.
Alert people; we will have another Typhoid Mary on our hands quite soon...
Enough Already completely failed his 'Dick Stack' test but excelled in his dicks in ass test.
You should know, you've been one of the asses a couple of times.
What do you expect? He doesn't have anything better to do. Spamming stupidity on this board is the high point of his life.
I think I discovered how to take flattering photos of this ho:
1: No close ups. At all. Also, cover her bloodshot eyes and her insomniac drug fiend mug with some big ol' sunglasses
2: Take the pics outdoors when the sun is in full blast. Lindsay's pasty chalk skin reflects the sunlight so much that you can't actually see her crow feet and wrinkles
3: Although she had a "zombie crack whore" phase once, normally Lindsay is kind of plump. Back in 2003, that meant a baby face, thick legs and big tits, but now that means a saggy ass, and a bit of a double chin and beer gut. Cover most of her midsection with a sash or whatever and hope for the best. Also, see No. 1
4: Try to pair her with normal-looking randos so she can look OK in comparison. Try not to include girls around her age when possible, unless they as FUBAR as Lindsay. Remember No. 1
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