Actress Phoebe Price models a blue camouflage ensemble while walking her dog in Beverly Hills, 11/18/2019.
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Actress Phoebe Price models a blue camouflage ensemble while walking her dog in Beverly Hills, 11/18/2019.
Instagram: https://instagram.com/actressphoebeprice/
Why Crapper? Why do you HATE us? :'(
Is it because I’m demonstrably gay??
Hat and fucking glasses every time... kill it with nuclear ICBMs before it lays eggs. In fact, kill the manufacturer of the hat and glasses with thermite plasma before they lay eggs.
Dear Phoebe,
Thanks for wearing those horrendous open toe boots so that we got to see your revolting clubbed toes sticking out like a homeless man’s gnarly, filthy fingers protruding from the old wool socks he uses for mittens. How refreshingly frugal to have your pedicure done by raccoons.
I say thanks because when I woke up this morning at the mansion, the temptation of the $9000 Swiss chocolate croissants I had flown in from Paris this morning became too great. I was planning on just looking at them and throwing them away, but instead I ate one and blew today’s calorie count. Fortunately, the sight of your crypt keeper toes made me blow the entire contents of my stomach all over my marble patio.
In honor of your club shaped toes I therefore ordered to have 20 baby seals clubbed, their innocent eyes plucked out and blended into delicious jam. I will send you the jar as a gift.
Forever not yours,
HunkyBillionaire69
No one wants to see your saggy old tits anymore, put them away
Pretty cool though that she's sitting next to Mick Mars!