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      1. Doctor Dick

        Return of the man faced melon headed tranny can only be good news for you arse. Enjoy. Do not forget to invite Big Mick.

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        1. Spankmaster

          Dockie, the only thing you really know about women is when Russell Brand dresses up as mummy and lets you fuck his ass in the hope of you both feeling something more than shit (which you undoubtedly don’t) and taking a one way trip to hell. That being said, just fuck off and die, as you know you want to…

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          1. Doctor Dick

            You would imagine people who gush over a man-faced melon-headed tranny with a massive cock and hairy balls would be sexually aroused by Russell Brand. As indeed Spankmaster and Big Mick are. Hiding behind a bluster of pseudo heterosexuality, they lust to suck his British balls. Respect to you, Russell. Great work.

          2. Russell Brand

            Thank you Doctor. Firstly let me say that Spankmaster and Big Mick are the cock hungriest cock whores I have ever met. Secondly, I have a great respect for Doctors. Clearly you are heterosexual and have a massive organ. Thirdly, I have a massive load for Spankmaster's ass tonight! Get ready to open up Spanky. Thank you to you and all my fans.

          3. Spankmaster

            Dockie, your only saving grace in life, other than to arse fuck Russell Brand so that he won’t terrorise anyone else, is the sheer fact that you so enjoy shit eating and shit fucking. Just accept that an incredibly fine woman like Salma wouldn’t even deign to spit, piss or shit on you for the simple fact that you’re just not good enough for it. That being said, your fetid sewer is calling you, so just fuck off and die in returning to it…

          4. Spankmaster

            The fake Big Mick here is just another false representation of Dockie’s multiple schizoid homosexual personalities. Dockie just admit that with Salma being a very naturally beautiful woman for someone close to 60 and who undoubtedly outdoes any of the Kardashian/Jenner clans plasticity in their surgical upkeep now or ever, that you are too fucked in the head to ever know what a good woman is or ever will be. That being the case, it should now be no wonder as to why I keep insisting that you kill yourself, as you clearly have run out of any usefulness to society…

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