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  1. Andreas

    I love Underwood, it's the best. Having that shaft smacking my face and those balls smacking my neck. Underwood is the only place I'd want to be... except under the sheets with my other peeps from NAMBLA, the North American Man Boy Love Association. I'm a founding member after all. Here's to hoping all you man boy experiences are happy ones!! I know I'll be ding donging in the new year.

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    1. Andreas Jr.

      Dad, this isn't latent homosexual tendencies, this is as gay as gay can be. You're trying to be funny but Mom thinks you're really coming out. Your embarrassed son.

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  2. Andreas Jr.

    Dad, you're trying to be funny and your schtick ain't working, pop. Never was funny, never will be funny, never going to be funny.

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    1. Andreas

      You're really getting old and moldy as your sister snatches Junior. What did I tell you about sticking your nose in there... your fat 600-pound mother is getting jealous.

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  3. Andreas

    You really need to come up with new shit because this shows how desperate you're getting. I've heard all the gay shit you've thrown at me and I just don't give a fuck what you say... go ahead junior, do your best... you're slipping and really boring... you're puking up the same old shit, so stop eating it, skipper!

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  4. Andreas

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, wake me up when you have something witty and funny to call me, ok? you're getting real tiresome and boring....

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    1. Andreas not the drama queen

      I'm gonna give you the same reaction you get when you're in a locker room or having an encounter with your local crack whore as you whip out your tiny package.....HAHAHAHAHA.

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  5. Andreas not the drama queen cuck

    And more verbal diarrhea from the little cuck. Little cuck, do you know the story of the little engine that could? We'll forget that, cause you're the little cuck that couldn't. You try and you try, but you can't get it up.

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