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    1. Dieter

      Did all the Avengers with cocks back in 2016.

      Ant-Man was less than satisfying.

      My butt hole was Scarlett covered after all the Endgames... rear end games.

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    1. Dozer

      Saggy tits? Are we looking at the same tits? You must be the loneliest person in the world, have you even touched a breast?

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      1. Andreas the cuck

        Yup, stupid is my trademark. That and all the attention whoring I can muster under all my fake names.

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  1. Mr. Long Schlong

    Even heavy makeup cannot hide her getting uglier day by day and her emaciated face. That's what peddling libturd agenda and taking part in bullshit movies does to you.

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    1. DonW

      Neanderthal half-wits do make me chuckle, at least her agenda makes sense... but then, that requires education and thinking, right?

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  2. Dieter

    I did not even notice her in Iron Man 2 - Gwynnie P was in her prime then. Watched the movie three times in a movie theater and had a wank each time and came each time on Pepper Potts' HOT CROSS BUNS.

    Memories

    Cheers

    God bless Blythe Danner and her gorgeous daughters' amazing ass

    Amen

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    1. Attention whoring homo^

      Must've been difficult finding your micropenis in the dark without the aid of the telescope.

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  3. Drunken Stepfather

    Scarlett Johansson is one of those celebrities who was famous before the internet, so she’s not constantly churning out content to shove down our throats, making us almost forget she exists—until she has a crappy movie to promote, then she’s everywhere.

    It’s probably a smart tactic, because we don’t have to witness her decline daily, which can negatively affect a woman. But watching her decay daily on social media would make seeing her faded far less shocking, like watching a pot of water boil—things happen gradually.

    With her approach, it’s like, “Damn, she used to be Scarlett Johansson,” and now she’s “Old Scarlett Johansson.”

    I remember when she first appeared on the scene, when studios decided she was the next big thing, when I saw she had 10 movies in production on IMDb before she even went mainstream officially, and I knew she was connected with someone who wanted her to win... and she did.

    This is her now... pretty depressing how life turns out for all of us. Looking at her reminds us of our own mortality. No longer 20 with the world ahead, now older with our failures—or in her case, her wins—behind us.

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