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  1. Chester

    Hey, Doctor Dick, it's been five minutes since you've affirmed your homosexuality. Got anything demonstrative to say about the ultra-feminine Dua Lipa?

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    1. Doctor Dick

      Yes. I like the ultra feminine transsexual Dua. And her twin 'sister'. Great songs. Great cocks. Unlike you. I have no need to be teamed by their massive cocks.

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      1. Doctor Dick

        Affirm your true nature Doctor Dick, let's call everyone else homo slurs as you get butt fucked by Elton John, while you suck off Bruce Jenner, it's OK Dr you're straight, it must be all those soy milk lattes you're drinking.

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  2. Doctor Dick

    I am not sure if Dua Lipa has an enormous cock, but I am 100% sure that if she had, Doctor Dick would be on all fours begging her to take him to pound town. I know his response will be to make allegations of homosexuality as he drinks his 20th soy milk latte while watching old episodes of Sex and the City. Doctor Dick's dangerously elevated estrogen levels have fogged his mind. I believe it's time he came out of the closet and got that monkey off his back, metaphorically speaking, although it's more likely to be a donkey on his back.

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