Love Island babes Jess and Eve Gale head for an outside dinner with The Circle star Sian Owen in Mayfair, 12/15/2020.
Jess: https://www.instagram.com/jessicarosegale/
Eve: https://www.instagram.com/evegale/
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Those 'babes' are as cheap as they come (as evidenced by the tasteless and obnoxious 'Louis Vuitton' bags), but I would consider an uninhibited, nasty three-day-long threesome.
* Note my unmistakable homo-cred.
I am sorry (not sorry), but I cannot but admit that once in a while I just LOVE myself some skanky Britty babes. Especially when they come (and COME) in pairs.
* Note my unmistakable homo-cred.
I once had a threesome with two British girls in a tent at Glastonbury. It's the only time I ever went there. I had taken an extracurricular Latin language course with one of those girls during Easter term, and then slept with her and a friend of hers at Glastonbury. They were both brunette though. The Latin girl had beautiful curls. One of them was a smoker (not the Latin girl), but the non-smoker was much better at oral. Both had very tight pussies, which I pleased more than either of them could have ever imagined. And they made me come very hard, too.
Only time I ever went to Glastonbury.
Cool. Have you got any other made up stories?
They should be a gay love island full of cock
Jess & Eve Gale Head For an Outside Dinner in London
…after calling every photographer in the book before she found someone desperate enough for any kind of cash to take these pics
... Aaaaaand, two more roll off the Sheffield assembly line.
Look at us, we’re a couple of ugly, brainless twits, who would die if we had to get real jobs.
And because I am not un-charitable, I would give them a hard-on at Christmas time, the time of goodwill to all, even the skankiest babes.
Plus, my cock is so huge and magnificent that it qualifies as a Gift Aid tax-deductible large charitable donation if I satisfy two otherwise wholly unworthy skanks with many multiple orgasms during the Christmas season.
But, if there's a hot HMRC babe who blows me, I'd even be willing to forgo the deduction if she has enough suction.
I do a 'skank-bang' every Christmas. Like my sexual prowess, my charity knows no bounds.
I can do better than this. I might start my own website. The women here today {so far} are shit. Hell. I can see better than this at the local Walmart. C'mon. I know Covid has probably made things more difficult but this is getting ridiculous. This is like a Bus Driver's convention.
Two ugly bitches for the price of one