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      1. Us All

        We have spectacular news!

        That was the ONE MILLIONTH time an overweight incel has attacked a woman, miles out of his league, by claiming that “she is actually a man”.

        To claim your grand prize, just repeatedly hit yourself in the head with a claw hammer until all your pain goes away forever.

        Thanks for playing.

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          1. Doctor Dick

            Boooo Booooo off to the Super Bowl. Then to the airport. She and all the woke liberals are leaving. Why are they taking so long? MAGA

  1. RelentlessOnanism

    I don't give a damn about her music and find myself endlessly bored with all the media nonsense that surrounds her, but I would still really, really like to fuck her.

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        1. RelentlessOnanism

          Dude, relax. You'll get laid someday, Belch... I know. It's been 50+ years and you're starting to lose hope. Maybe drop that extra 200 lbs. you're carrying around. Maybe spend some time offline talking to actual women. Change your routine and maybe you'll surprise yourself.

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          1. Belch

            Fuck me.. Have we met?

            You know me so well.

            To be honest, though, I’m doing well enough ploughing your mum every Tuesday when daddy’s at the Alcoholics Anonymous sessions.

          2. RelentlessOnanism

            If you're into necrophilia, you probably get laid all the time, Belch. All you need is a shovel and that stuff you put on your upper lip so you can't smell anything.

    1. Brazilian boy

      But doesn't it taste like cotton candy? I don't believe this. Every time I see her I imagine this, or cotton candy, or marshmallow.

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      1. BigBallz

        It tastes like Travis Kelce, because he fucks her up the ass after every training session. Enjoy licking all his juices. Tay-Tay does.

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  2. Truth

    This woman simply IS sex.

    https://thefappeningblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Taylor-Swift-65-thefappeningblog.com_-1.jpg

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  3. Brazilian boy

    She is wonderful, but I don't understand why she never wants to come back to my country. Did they threaten her with rape? Beautiful women like her, with blue eyes and blonde hair, need to realize that this can happen in a poor, third-world country like mine. It's not our fault; it's our culture!

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    1. BigTung

      Did you know that The Eras Tour eventually turned a profit? Pollstar's final estimate was $2.2 billion. I’ll bet she treated herself to a new dress.

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        1. Spankmaster

          You're confusing polestar with bargepole, what you like to shove up your arse in a multiple fashion so that you will feel tight. The real Spankmaster, in written form, has spoken…

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  4. Carlos T. Jackal

    So, does the little gold "T" charm on her leg stand for "Taylor" ...or "Travis?" Or "Triple-penetration?"

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    1. JG

      I would brutally murder your entire family if it somehow got me one step closer to tongue-punching Taylor Swift’s unwashed fartbox.

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      1. JG

        Yes, I would brutally murder Machine Gun Kelly or Kanye West if it somehow got me one step closer to tongue-punching Taylor Swift’s unwashed fartbox.

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    1. Georgia97

      If by “one of us” you mean “people with homes in other countries”, we all wish we were one of you, you lucky bastards.

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  5. Brian Spenser

    So, I am confused....Is Taylor Swift Trans? If so, is she a tucker or a fucker?

    I know Travis Kelce goes both ways and likes both the white and dark meat.

    I am pretty sure Travis Kelce knows what Patrick Mahomes' butthole tastes like but does Taylor join in on their down low sessions and if so, who is the pivot guy?

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    1. Us All

      We have spectacular news!

      That was the TWO MILLIONTH time an overweight incel has attacked a woman, miles out of his league, by claiming that “she is actually a man”.

      To claim your grand prize, just repeatedly hit yourself in the head with a claw hammer until all your pain goes away forever.

      Thanks for playing.

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      1. Brian Spenser

        I'm actually at a great BMI, I hit the gym every other day and just took my girl out to eat for dinner and had sex tonight.

        You seem a little unhinged to respond so harshly to just a comment. I would seek help if I were you. You seem obsessed with Taylor Swift.

        But back to Taylor Swift... is she trans or not?

        His boyfriend Travis Kelce eats Patrick Mahomes' stanky ass, so does that mean Taylor Swift is a twink?

        This world is so confusing. I never really cared for Taylor Swift; she seems fake AF, and I am pretty sure she is a turd taster like her boyfriend TK.

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          1. Brian Spenser

            You are a cis man obsessed with trying to get in the last word but can't form an original thought for yourself so you pull an insult from my comments and rework it to fit your useless existence.

            I feel sorry for the people who have to interact with you after you get up from your cum-stained keyboard after masturbating all day thinking about Taylor Swift and her bi boyfriend, Travis Kelce.

            I bet you're the president of the Taylor Swift Transgender Support Group.

            Fucking dumbass. Have you ever kissed a female that wasn't your mom, grandmother, or sister?

          2. Brian Spenser

            Your mouth and other body parts must be ASHY because my mom has been dead for over 20 yrs and got cremated. But maybe that's what people obsessed with Taylor Swift do—they fuck ashes of dead people.

            To each their own, but you sound like a deranged obsessed tranny granny to me.

            Taylor Swift has a dick, everyone knows that. Just quit fighting that fact and move on, tranny.

          3. Us All

            We have spectacular news!

            That was the THREE MILLIONTH time an incel has attacked a woman, miles out of his league, by claiming that “she is actually a man”.

            To claim your grand prize, just repeatedly hit yourself in the head with a claw hammer until all your pain goes away forever.

            Thanks for playing.

          4. Brian Spenser

            We have spectacular news!

            That was the THREE MILLIONTH time Tranny Turd Taster came to the defense of a singer who wouldn't give the time of day to them if she met them on the street.

            To claim your grand prize, just keep copying and pasting the same dumbass comment over and over.

            Thanks for playing, turd taster.

          5. Sideshow Boob

            I've been haunting these comment sections, here at the Fap, for nearly a decade and I've never seen anyone as triggered as you, Brian Spenser. So, what? You got called out for falling into that last resort of the frustrated INCEL; claiming that a woman, who couldn't possibly be more out of your league, has a penis. Just own it. You are who you are. No one thinks "Brian Spenser" is your real name. No one here will be impressed by you no matter what you write, so just go with what comes naturally. If you truly feel like you've been "owned," instead of lashing out and showing your hurt, take a step back, breathe deeply, and move on to another comment section or another site. There are hundreds of them. Find peace. Let it go. Stop giving INCELs an even worse name, Brian Spenser.

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